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Reader Submissions!

Yes!  That is Correct, Sir!  You, too, can send in a Monkey List and have it appear here!  The emphasis here is on LIST...  All suggestions are appreciated, but please submit a list of AT LEAST TEN ITEMS if you want to appear on this page!  (How many more times can I say it?  TEN.  TEN.  TEN.  TEN FUCKING ITEMS.  at least TEN ITEMS.  Preferably TWENTY, but TEN will do.  Maybe even MORE THAN TWENTY.  You have it in you, don't you, Champion?)  Please include your "name" and "location" as well.  WE ARE COMING TO GET YOU.
 

Steve Walker and Michael Tolson of San Diego, CA say:
IF I HAD A MONKEY...



Christy Arven of Crestview, Florida, says:
IF I HAD A MONKEY...

Mitch (4Hoopers@cox.net) says:
IF I HAD A MONKEY...

Marisa from Florida says:
IF I HAD A MONKEY...

oddbodkins from Arlington, VA says:
IF I HAD A MONKEY...

Frank W. from Gainesville, FL says:
IF I HAD A MONKEY...


What would YOU do if YOU had a MONKEY?
SUBMIT YOUR MONKEY LIST TODAY!
Please remember to include:
1.) at least TEN items. 2.) "name." 3.) "location."
and no copyrighted, racist, or anti-Libertarian stuff, you little fucksticks. :)
Don't see your list here?  Well then you didn't follow the fucking rules, genius!



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